posted 12 hours ago / 34,187 notes / reblogHAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
what
posted 13 hours ago / 10,833 notes / reblogthe key to friendship is caps lock
and if you shout at me i automatically adore you
posted 14 hours ago / 5,879 notes / reblog
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
posted 14 hours ago / 5,879 notes / reblog
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
- me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
- mom:
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
posted 14 hours ago / 6,006 notes / reblogWHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK
posted 21 hours ago / 18,361 notes / reblogi am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes
posted 2 days ago / 22,189 notes / reblogHelen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
- teacher: its time to watch a movie
- students: yay
- teacher: bill nye the science guy
- students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
- a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
posted 3 days ago / 17,366 notes / reblogwat do canadians give thanks for
being so close to america






