saxuallyactive:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

what

posted 12 hours ago / 34,187 notes / reblog

quidditchcaptain:

siriuslyslytherin:

allyoubeautifulfreaks:

the key to friendship is caps lock

#IF I SHOUT AT YOU IT MEANS I LOVE YOU DEARLY

and if you shout at me i automatically adore you

posted 13 hours ago / 10,833 notes / reblog

conversationparade:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help 

posted 14 hours ago / 5,879 notes / reblog

conversationparade:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help 

posted 14 hours ago / 5,879 notes / reblog
  • me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
  • mom:
posted 14 hours ago / 18,410 notes / reblog
  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs
posted 14 hours ago / 58,725 notes / reblog

queenofjalex:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKETY 

BLANKETY

BLANK

posted 14 hours ago / 6,006 notes / reblog

pregnat:

i am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes

posted 21 hours ago / 18,361 notes / reblog

abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

posted 2 days ago / 22,189 notes / reblog
  • teacher: its time to watch a movie
  • students: yay
  • teacher: bill nye the science guy
  • students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
  • a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
posted 3 days ago / 38,431 notes / reblog

whitefolk:

melpeezy:

wat do canadians give thanks for

being so close to america

posted 3 days ago / 17,366 notes / reblog